Damien Street, London, E12HL

Double bedroom £508/month + £433 deposit - Flatshare

Available All week immediately for 12 months or over.
not en-suite

DOUBLE ROOM IN WHITECHAPEL (A118 per week inc bills)

My faithful sidekick and I are looking for a new flatemate to perve on. in return we are offering a double room in a 3-bed flat in Whitechapel (350x425 - cm of course, inches would be ridick. I had to measure this with a 15cm ruler - how degrading - so you can do the conversions if bloody inches is what you want). We're situated on the 2nd floor, 5 mins from Whitechapel tube and Shadwell DLR, as well as all the buses around Whitechapel and Commercial Rd, only a 10 min walk from Brick Lane.

Essentially they are required to be:
Perve-able over (obviously)
Have extensive culinary knowledge
A compulsive cleaner
Rich and generous
. Maybe somehow possibly get free holidays in nice places. (anyone out there? )

Lesser requirements:
Pay DA rent on time.
and not much else.

We like to discuss worldly matters such as who used up the last of the hairspray, what sick shit I cooked in the toaster this time and the tappability score of the population of London. There is usually more cider and gin in our fridge than food, but do not be disheartened, we prefer to raid the bars of shoreditch and east london and relinquish their alcohol stores instead. Before we would go out to all sorts and venture further, but just can't be arsed to go far now with brick lane, shoreditch and the rest of east much closer.

I have an unhealthy abusive relationship with my camera, enjoy all things to do with peroxide, losing my phone, buying useless, room-cluttering ikea furniture, gay boys and hanging the washing when I've used nice smelling fabric conditioner. The SHITsidekick likes eating marmalade out of the jar (FUCKING. SICK. ), the term "to soil" and feta cheese. Let me know if you can live with these unwholesome addictions.